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<url><loc>https://dearjackass.com/2026/05/19/just-curious-been-reading-your-advice-and-you-seem-to-be-wise-beyond-your-years-for-a-little-donkey-if-you-could-be-another-animal-what-would-it-be-and-why/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Dear Jackass</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-05-19T20:08:10+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Just curious, been reading your advice and you seem to be wise beyond your years for a little donkey. If you could be another animal, what would it be and why?</news:title><news:keywords>writing, life, satire, nature, funny, sarcasm, parakeets</news:keywords></news:news></url></urlset>
