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<url><loc>https://dearjackass.com/2026/05/22/false-phallusies-why-do-men-feel-its-necessary-to-flaunt-their-phallus-by-means-of-pictures-just-recently-encountered-what-i-thought-was-a-nice-guy-exchanged-numbers-and-chatted-a-few-times-via/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Dear Jackass</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-05-22T16:29:21+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>False Phallusies. Why do men feel it&#8217;s necessary to flaunt their phallus by means of pictures? Just recently encountered what I thought was a nice guy, exchanged numbers, and chatted a few times via text. He sent me a pic of his face, and I responded &#8220;very handsome.&#8221; He responded back with &#8220;If you think I&#8217;m handsome&#8230;&#8221; next thing I know&#8211;BAM!&#8211;hit in the face with a phallus. How is one to find a decent human this day and age? Best regards, Frustrated in phallus land.</news:title><news:keywords>writing, fiction, life, love, sex, men, lesbians, texting, sexting</news:keywords></news:news></url></urlset>
