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<url><loc>https://dearjackass.com/2026/05/22/hey-out-of-nowhere-on-a-scale-of-1-to-backing-your-dads-car-into-the-steps-and-bending-the-door-the-opposite-way-hows-your-parking-game-holding-up-these-days/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>Dear Jackass</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-05-23T00:02:49+00:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hey, out of nowhere&#8211;on a scale of 1 to &#8220;backing your dad&#8217;s car into the steps and bending the door the opposite way&#8221; how&#8217;s your parking game holding up these days?</news:title></news:news></url></urlset>
