Dear Jackass

Hello, Desperate!! If you are reading this, you've probably run out of options. Congratulations and Welcome to rock bottom!! Let me help you–because you clearly need it!!! jackassadvises@gmail.com Click on the About link below for the not-so-fine print/disclaimer.

recent posts

Why does my boss always answer a question with another question?! Like why make it more complicated than it needs to be?!
How and when do you just give up?
Podcast Episode: False Phallusies. Why do men feel it’s necessary to flaunt their phallus by mean
Hey, out of nowhere–on a scale of 1 to “backing your dad’s car into the steps and bending the door the opposite way” how’s your parking game holding up these days?
False Phallusies. Why do men feel it’s necessary to flaunt their phallus by means of pictures? Just recently encountered what I thought was a nice guy, exchanged numbers, and chatted a few times via text. He sent me a pic of his face, and I responded “very handsome.” He responded back with “If you think I’m handsome…” next thing I know–BAM!–hit in the face with a phallus. How is one to find a decent human this day and age? Best regards, Frustrated in phallus land.

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