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A nightgown with pockets
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Whenever I feel snarky, sassy, or overcome with insomnia.
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jackassadvises@gmail.com
Dear Jackass
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recent posts
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- Podcast Episode: False Phallusies. Why do men feel it’s necessary to flaunt their phallus by mean
- Hey, out of nowhere–on a scale of 1 to “backing your dad’s car into the steps and bending the door the opposite way” how’s your parking game holding up these days?
- False Phallusies. Why do men feel it’s necessary to flaunt their phallus by means of pictures? Just recently encountered what I thought was a nice guy, exchanged numbers, and chatted a few times via text. He sent me a pic of his face, and I responded “very handsome.” He responded back with “If you think I’m handsome…” next thing I know–BAM!–hit in the face with a phallus. How is one to find a decent human this day and age? Best regards, Frustrated in phallus land.
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