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recent posts
- My 4-year old is still learning manners, but half the adults in public seem to have opted out entirely. Is there a remedial class for grown-ups?
- Why would my ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend stalk my social media, stare me down, and shoulder check me in the hall 2 years after we broke up? How should I handle this?
- How do you handle a complete controlling lunatic who has no fucking clue what’s going on?
- Why can’t people take accountability for their actions?
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Dear, Mrs. Garrett I am guessing by your question, you are not or haven’t ever been a teacher. I am also guessing you didn’t ride the short bus or sit in classes with kids who did. There’s a short answer for this, but that wouldn’t be fun, would it? I shall take the long way–you…
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Dear, Rocky Are you even old enough to be on the internet? I remember when this was all farmland…you know…before Google. Well, you probably don’t know what I’m talking about. Google wasn’t always a thing. It’s been around since 1998 or something, but most of us weren’t wealthy enough to know about it for another…
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Dear, Spider Web: That is quite a conundrum you’ve spun there. The answer is quite simple: you drink. A lot. And when you can no longer ignore him–because I am certain it’s a man–you leave. Because it’s not worth the jail time. But if you think is worth a little jail time, do it on…
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Dear, Long Lash Wanderer Thank you for the question. While it is a boring one, I will answer. People don’t take accountability for the same reason no one claims a fart. It wasn’t me. It was someone else. This reminds me of many times my friend Jim and I would go to dinner after work…
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